"Beezy, I'm feeling #sassy."
"Leave her alone."
"My mood is sassy."
"Is that why you're moving your head like that?"
"Yes. Got a problem?"
"Yes."
"Sorry to hear it. Is there anything I can do?"
"Someone plucked my raven."
"Ah."
"That boa looks quite murderous, Grim."#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/KWdMlu19Rs— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 12, 2020
Tag: Death
“I #treasure these moments Grim.” “Really?” “Comeuppance is a rare thing. Karma has become quite lazy.” “I don’t think-” “Comeuppance!” “Is it though?” “IT IS COMEUPPANCE!” “Fine. Having a pigeon deliver retribution on my nice clean robe is my comeuppance for…existing.” https://t.co/KKCd5GVpe3
"I #treasure these moments Grim."
"Really?"
"Comeuppance is a rare thing. Karma has become quite lazy."
"I don't think-"
"Comeuppance!"
"Is it though?"
"IT IS COMEUPPANCE!"
"Fine. Having a pigeon deliver retribution on my nice clean robe is my comeuppance for…existing."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/KKCd5GVpe3— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 12, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 12, 2020 at 08:25AM
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“We will ride the chariot of Death-“ “My minivan, Beezy?” “On an epic quest to converse with disembodied figures-“ “You mean the drive-thru?” “As we journey to those #golden arches-“ “For burgers?” “And devour the flesh of our enemies.” “Cows?” “Yes Grim, I’m lovin’ it.” https://t.co/ViyHIix8qz
“We will ride the chariot of Death-“
“My minivan, Beezy?”
“On an epic quest to converse with disembodied figures-“
“You mean the drive-thru?”
“As we journey to those #golden arches-“
“For burgers?”
“And devour the flesh of our enemies.”
“Cows?”
“Yes Grim, I’m lovin’ it.”#vss365 pic.twitter.com/ViyHIix8qz— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 11, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 11, 2020 at 12:16PM
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Beezy & Grim Short
*knock, knock*
"Hello?"
"Mr Reaper!"
"Hello post person."
"Another #daffodil for you."
"Thank you."
"Do you mind-"
"They are being sent by my nemesis as a message."
"What's the message."
"They know I don't like daffodils."
"That's not that scary."
"It's mean though."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/qWIqbridGj— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Sleigh bells ring-"
"Grim, open up."
"One minute!"
*Bang, woosh*
"Beezy, hi!"
"What's going on?"
"Nothing."
"I smell cinnamon."
"Stupid festive neighbours! Grr!"
"That's #tinsel hanging out your robe."
"It's a sex thing."
"Ok. Not going festive are you?"
"Ha, silly."#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/epWLMc26zW— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020
“This will teach them to treat me like an #outcast, Grim.” “You are an outcast.” “Irrelevant, help me tie this bow.” “I’m not sure how participating in secret Santa-” “I didn’t keep to the agreed expenditure. All the other gifts will look cheap in comparison.” “…evil.”
"This will teach them to treat me like an #outcast, Grim."
"You are an outcast."
"Irrelevant, help me tie this bow."
"I'm not sure how participating in secret Santa-"
"I didn't keep to the agreed expenditure. All the other gifts will look cheap in comparison."
"…evil."#vss365— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 10, 2020 at 07:01AM
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Fire!"
*MEOW*
"Beezy, what's this?"
"A game. You put the cat in the basket, then fire it at the wall, if it sticks, you win."
"Why would they stick?"
"It's a velcro wall."
"That explains the howling."
"Want a go at cat'a'wall?"
"Oh, #caterwaul, clever."
"What's clever?"#whistpr— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Tidings of #joy."
"What?"
"Tidings-"
"I heard you, Grim, who says that?"
"It means-"
"I implore you extrapolate our discourse until it reaches fruition thus absolving me of the need to engage further."
"I…oh. Bye Beezy."
"Fare thee well."
"You made your point!"#vsshumour— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020
“Ta-da!” “Horrific. The blood and goats, why did you do this Beezy?” “You said you needed an altar, Grim, it’s a gift.” “An alter, an alteration to my robes. I tripped up on them, spilled coffee.” “Oh. Right.” “Is that an Abba vinyl?” “Seemed very you.” “That’s fair.” https://t.co/RbuBWwh9rj
"Ta-da!"
"Horrific. The blood and goats, why did you do this Beezy?"
"You said you needed an altar, Grim, it's a gift."
"An alter, an alteration to my robes. I tripped up on them, spilled coffee."
"Oh. Right."
"Is that an Abba vinyl?"
"Seemed very you."
"That's fair."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/RbuBWwh9rj— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 09, 2020 at 08:20AM
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Beezy & Grim Short
"It's getting #bleak, Beezy!"
"Almost bleakest day!
Bleakest night,
Darkest night,
Fraught with panic,
Fueled by spite,
Gather your loved ones,
Get ready to fight,
Past deeds remembered,
Bring up every slight-"
"Wait, bloody mortals have co-opted our holiday, Grim!"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/iMkKKg2rAV— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 8, 2020