"Wooo- Oh, delightful #melody. I'm here for all of you."
"All of us?"
"It says carol singers."
"But you're-"
"Yes, Death. Sorry."
"But I don't actually sing, I just mime."
"Oh, well not you I guess."
"I'm never in tune."
"You can go."
"I don't know the words."
"Oh…"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/vAQC8Kaa5o— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 8, 2020
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"Grim, what's that smell?"
"Ah, I'm wearing #axe."
"You mean lynx?"
"It's called different things-"
"That spray thing teenage boys wear?"
"When you say it like that how can I respond without damning myself?"
"And now we're learning."
"Oh, I see, that's clever Beezy."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/47jOs6v0Gl— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 7, 2020
"Oh no, not again Grim."
"What?"
"You can't have a pet."
"You're right, Beezy, I've come to terms with that. This is my #stalwart companion. My watchful friend."
"It's a bird skeleton you've stapled to the shoulder of your robe. Look, it's all floppy."
"He's sleeping."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/IFRBpZNiaw— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 7, 2020
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"Behold, the mighty #wrench of Garglemeir! Grim, be in awe."
"Um, VERY pretty. Was that awful enough?""
"Awful. It's a demonic weapon."
"It has 'Stanley' written on the side."
"Stanley is now Garglemeir's surname. It's for nut tightening."
"These nuts-"
"Correct."
"Oh."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/lfRxkRX8LE— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 6, 2020
"Measure each soul weighted against the deeds from their lives, wether small or large, remembered or forgotten. Each one-"
"Do they replace the loo roll when it runs out?"
"What?"
"That's the only #measure this week, Grim."
"Only that?"
"Yup."
"Seems simple, but fair."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/1yPmceUc2u— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 6, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 06, 2020 at 11:14AM
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"Hold this Beezy."
"What is it?"
"It's #sarcasm."
"Um-"
"I collected it from an ancient one people said was dripping in sarcasm."
"Grim. This is-"
"It is the oldest form of wit. I rub it on to improve my sarcasm."
"Which part of the ancient one was it dripping from?"#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/nrJhRBpyeh— Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 6, 2020
"Beezy, you're #imaginary?"
"No Grim, that's propaganda."
"Ah, the greatest trick the devil ever did, was convincing people he wasn't real."
"I disagree."
"You do?"
"Definitely, it was inventing social media."
"I don't do tricks."
"Sit Grim."
"Okay."
"Good Deathy."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/bXOkIgBWQI— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 5, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 05, 2020 at 08:19AM
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"Get away pervert!"
"Mhm, you got pretty bony ankles."
"Ew, you're dead, DEAD"
"I'm just playing."
"Playing? You #uplift my robe and expect me to laugh?"
"What do you expect, dressed like that?"
"Dressed like? What has that got-"
"Just saying-"
"Ugh, necromancers."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/LbKlLwQJem— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 4, 2020
"This white tundra, an #expanse of isolation, a blanket of frigid-"
"Hi!"
"Hello, I'm Death."
"I'm a snowman."
"I know. I have eyes. Well, not literally."
"It's time?"
"Just checking in. Nobody considers the eternal snowpeople."
"Soon?"
"Yes. Mankind will see to it."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/TsDm4O2RKO— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 4, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 04, 2020 at 07:55AM
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A character witness?"
"Yes Grim."
"Beezy, they won't #overturn their decision-"
"They have to, Grim."
"Do they use character witnesses?"
"Grim, please."
"Without a receipt they're going to say no."
"This jumper fit when I bought it."
"-"
"What?"
"You do like mince pies."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/m97x1pzPI3— Ross Rudolph's duller cousin Young (@InkDisregardit) December 3, 2020
Source: @InkDisregardit December 03, 2020 at 09:44AM
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