You didn’t think there’d be an explanation did you? Some kind of revealing autobiography that explains everything. Perhaps an awe-inspiring or pity-inducing tale of woe that makes you re-think everything you ever knew or understood about the world?

Maybe you hoped for more? Some kind of glimmer or insight into what exactly the author thought they were doing, an understanding into the working of the individual who imagined it was …

A) worth posting this drivel

B) acceptable to allow this mess to be in the public view

C) reasonable not to ever submit work to a literary agent or publisher

D) fair to crush the hopes and dreams of others like this

please circle as appropriate…

p.s. to the person who drew a circle on their screen you have nobody to blame but yourself, stop emailing.

to anyone else – Hello!