Beelzebub can be contacted through most standard rituals. He does not appreciate sacrifices. They’re messy and they tend to smell. There are worse things than blood involved in a ritual sacrifice and it means you end up in trouble, which gets blamed on him, how would you feel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Grim Reaper is contactable by ending your life – Don’t do that. You can also whisper sweet nothings into the last dregs of a well made long black coffee and he catches those and makes the words into tiny paper cranes which he floats upon the Styx when nobody is looking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Try twitter if you must contact Ross Young. He doesn’t really respond to anything else. @InkDisregardIt (yes it is a weird twitter handle but then he’s not the most normal, is he?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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