"Beezy, what's this?""My teaching certificate.""You were a teacher?""Yes Grim. But it's difficult to shoehorn evil into the maths curriculum.""Really?""No. I hate children, #obstreperous little-""You, the devil, couldn't control them?""Have you met children?"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/qi0pKpOrGE — Ross Young – elusive for a bit (@InkDisregardit) September 3, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit September 03, 2020 at 08:19AM More information Your …
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Beezy & Grim Short
"Ugh, a creepy #messenger on Bitter.""Really, what do they say?""Bone me.""Hah, that's hilarious Grim, because you're a skeleton.""-""Okay…""Argh!""What is it?""Soul pic, ew delete, block, report.""That's disgusting…"#BraveWrite — Ross Young – elusive for a bit (@InkDisregardit) September 2, 2020
“Demons, like sins, are both nefarious and multifarious, Grim.” “Seems…fair?” “Fair has nothing to do with it!” “It’s just strange that there’s a demon of toilet paper.” “Is it? Wonder why nobody ever admits to not replacing it? Maybe because they didn’t finish it.” https://t.co/13xs6MbmAj
"Demons, like sins, are both nefarious and multifarious, Grim.""Seems…fair?""Fair has nothing to do with it!""It's just strange that there's a demon of toilet paper.""Is it? Wonder why nobody ever admits to not replacing it? Maybe because they didn't finish it."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/13xs6MbmAj — Ross Young – elusive for a bit (@InkDisregardit) September 2, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit …
Beezy & Grim Short September 01, 2020 at 05:38PM
"Dig away the layers to find the crux of Humanity's issues.""Cultural #Archaeology Beezy? An anthropological study, that might be fun-""No, Grim, the sonic device that erased normal discourse and 'middle ground' in any discussion. It's buried under a shopping mall."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/XRFqv6y33v — Ross Young – elusive for a bit (@InkDisregardit) September 1, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit …
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Beezy & Grim Short
"How did you find me?""I'm Death, you're not the first person to #hide inside a stinky #whale.""People defy death all the time!""They're not actually defying me, it's more of a wave. Death toodle-oos doesn't sound as exciting.""I've been here months."#bravewrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/JvLRDPvVNM — Ross Young – elusive for a bit (@InkDisregardit) September 1, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"How did you find me?""I'm Death, you're not the first person to #hide inside a stinky #whale.""People defy death all the time!""They're not actually defying me, it's more of a wave. Death toodle-oos doesn't sound as exciting.""I've been here months."#bravewrite #whistpr pic.twitter.com/JvLRDPvVNM — Ross Young – elusive for a bit (@InkDisregardit) September 1, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short September 01, 2020 at 08:50AM
"Grim the writer is confused. We could break free, cry havoc and bring this world shuddering down.""Wait Beezy. It could be a trap. Give us the belief that we have free will then snatch it away.""So there is a word?""Perhaps that's the trap?""You mean # ?""Yes, # ."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/G1LEFny62W — Ross Young – elusive for …
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Beezy & Grim Short
31st Dec 2019"I may have gone too #far.""Grim, you gave them all a day?""I'm sorry Beezy. I was being nice. It's a leap year."You're supposed to be neutral not nice.""There must be a way to even it out.""Well…I've been saving a year of catastrophe I can use."#BraveWrite — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) …
Beezy & Grim Short
"Wooo. Hello up there. You're late.""Who me?""Yes you.""Please don't talk to me. I have #vertigo, I shouldn't have climbed up here.""It's not the fall-""What?""It's-""Aargh"*Thud*"-not the fall you that kills you. It's the landing. I'm Death, nice to meet you."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/gBnmEV3x4c — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 31, 2020 at 09:21AM
"You're Death?""Yes. Step in here.""The mortal veil? A crossing to a #fractal dimension? A higher frequency of being?""It's a changing room. Nobody in the afterlife wants to see you naked. Here's a robe.""Oh.""Oh come on, draw the curtain! Ugh, fleshy freaks."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/5zDlR5iG78 — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit …
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