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Near Death Experiences – Page 2 – Ross Young – Author

“I #treasure these moments Grim.” “Really?” “Comeuppance is a rare thing. Karma has become quite lazy.” “I don’t think-” “Comeuppance!” “Is it though?” “IT IS COMEUPPANCE!” “Fine. Having a pigeon deliver retribution on my nice clean robe is my comeuppance for…existing.” https://t.co/KKCd5GVpe3

"I #treasure these moments Grim.""Really?""Comeuppance is a rare thing. Karma has become quite lazy.""I don't think-""Comeuppance!""Is it though?""IT IS COMEUPPANCE!""Fine. Having a pigeon deliver retribution on my nice clean robe is my comeuppance for…existing."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/KKCd5GVpe3 — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 12, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit December 12, 2020 at 08:25AM More information Your …

“We will ride the chariot of Death-“ “My minivan, Beezy?” “On an epic quest to converse with disembodied figures-“ “You mean the drive-thru?” “As we journey to those #golden arches-“ “For burgers?” “And devour the flesh of our enemies.” “Cows?” “Yes Grim, I’m lovin’ it.” https://t.co/ViyHIix8qz

“We will ride the chariot of Death-““My minivan, Beezy?”“On an epic quest to converse with disembodied figures-““You mean the drive-thru?”“As we journey to those #golden arches-““For burgers?”“And devour the flesh of our enemies.”“Cows?”“Yes Grim, I’m lovin’ it.”#vss365 pic.twitter.com/ViyHIix8qz — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 11, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit December 11, 2020 at 12:16PM …

Beezy & Grim Short

*knock, knock*"Hello?""Mr Reaper!""Hello post person.""Another #daffodil for you.""Thank you.""Do you mind-""They are being sent by my nemesis as a message.""What's the message.""They know I don't like daffodils.""That's not that scary.""It's mean though."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/qWIqbridGj — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020

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"Sleigh bells ring-""Grim, open up.""One minute!"*Bang, woosh*"Beezy, hi!""What's going on?""Nothing.""I smell cinnamon.""Stupid festive neighbours! Grr!""That's #tinsel hanging out your robe.""It's a sex thing.""Ok. Not going festive are you?""Ha, silly."#vsshumour pic.twitter.com/epWLMc26zW — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020

“This will teach them to treat me like an #outcast, Grim.” “You are an outcast.” “Irrelevant, help me tie this bow.” “I’m not sure how participating in secret Santa-” “I didn’t keep to the agreed expenditure. All the other gifts will look cheap in comparison.” “…evil.”

"This will teach them to treat me like an #outcast, Grim.""You are an outcast.""Irrelevant, help me tie this bow.""I'm not sure how participating in secret Santa-""I didn't keep to the agreed expenditure. All the other gifts will look cheap in comparison.""…evil."#vss365 — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 10, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit December 10, …

Beezy & Grim Short

"Fire!"*MEOW*"Beezy, what's this?""A game. You put the cat in the basket, then fire it at the wall, if it sticks, you win.""Why would they stick?""It's a velcro wall.""That explains the howling.""Want a go at cat'a'wall?""Oh, #caterwaul, clever.""What's clever?"#whistpr — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020

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"Tidings of #joy.""What?""Tidings-""I heard you, Grim, who says that?""It means-""I implore you extrapolate our discourse until it reaches fruition thus absolving me of the need to engage further.""I…oh. Bye Beezy.""Fare thee well.""You made your point!"#vsshumour — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020

“Ta-da!” “Horrific. The blood and goats, why did you do this Beezy?” “You said you needed an altar, Grim, it’s a gift.” “An alter, an alteration to my robes. I tripped up on them, spilled coffee.” “Oh. Right.” “Is that an Abba vinyl?” “Seemed very you.” “That’s fair.” https://t.co/RbuBWwh9rj

"Ta-da!""Horrific. The blood and goats, why did you do this Beezy?""You said you needed an altar, Grim, it's a gift.""An alter, an alteration to my robes. I tripped up on them, spilled coffee.""Oh. Right.""Is that an Abba vinyl?""Seemed very you.""That's fair."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/RbuBWwh9rj — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 9, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit December …

Beezy & Grim Short

"It's getting #bleak, Beezy!""Almost bleakest day!Bleakest night,Darkest night,Fraught with panic,Fueled by spite,Gather your loved ones,Get ready to fight,Past deeds remembered,Bring up every slight-""Wait, bloody mortals have co-opted our holiday, Grim!"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/iMkKKg2rAV — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 8, 2020

“Wooo- Oh, delightful #melody. I’m here for all of you.” “All of us?” “It says carol singers.” “But you’re-” “Yes, Death. Sorry.” “But I don’t actually sing, I just mime.” “Oh, well not you I guess.” “I’m never in tune.” “You can go.” “I don’t know the words.” “Oh…” https://t.co/vAQC8Kaa5o

"Wooo- Oh, delightful #melody. I'm here for all of you.""All of us?""It says carol singers.""But you're-""Yes, Death. Sorry.""But I don't actually sing, I just mime.""Oh, well not you I guess.""I'm never in tune.""You can go.""I don't know the words.""Oh…"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/vAQC8Kaa5o — Ross 'Rudolph's duller cousin' Young (@InkDisregardit) December 8, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit December 08, 2020 …