Tag: Afterlife

"You really thought that was going to work?"
"Blub blub?"
"You're confusing the need to breathe and being alive. You're dead."
"I'm dead?"
"Yes. A #reed cannot be used as a snorkel."
"I saw it on-"
"Television, yes, it's fiction. You're dead but worse, I'm soaking wet!"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/Qeyw0u2mvk

— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 7, 2020

"Well Grim, how do I look?"
"#divine."
"-"
"-"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's a compliment."
"I'm the devil."
"Huh. Like a divine being who has fallen from grace?"
"… thanks."
"What about me?"
"Like death warmed up."
"Thank you, I'm wearing thermal underwear!"#vss365

— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 7, 2020

Source: @InkDisregardit November 07, 2020 at 09:22AM
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"Wooo."
"Death?"
"Yes, you're dead."
"What about my life flashing before my eyes?"
"Fine, but make it #quick."
"What's this?"
"The yourlife App, makes a nice little montage of, well, you."
"On a phone?"
"Before mortals invented phones this was impressive."
"Not even HD?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/8FRvdUG9t4

— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 6, 2020

"Harken as I #pour thoughts into your ears or other auditory receptors! On this weeks podcast; how you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, what to wear when you're haunting, and I'll be unboxing my new scythe! Welcome to Grim Tidings! With me, your host, Death!"#vss365

— Ross Young 13001/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 6, 2020

Source: @InkDisregardit November 06, 2020 at 10:46AM
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"Discrimination! You're letting her in because she's barely dressed."
"#Patience is a virtue."
"Is she? Let us in?"
"Name's not on the list."
"Peter stop being a prick. You know us."
"Death and the Devil but you can't show ID. Off you trot."
"Is that a hooves joke?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/6UgiSqMC2s

— Ross Young 11708/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 5, 2020

"Beezy, I'm sending you a pin to find #solace."
"I don't think nether-maps can-"
*Beep*
"Well, pickle my testicles, Grim, there it is. Right between peace and acceptance."
"There's a construction diversion via apathy. I got there and couldn't be bothered so came back."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/1l1mTIeCFK

— Ross Young 11708/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 5, 2020

Source: @InkDisregardit November 05, 2020 at 09:38AM
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"What are you doing?"
"Making a soothing drink."
"What are you griding?"
"Ovals."
"#Oval what?"
"Um…mhm."
"What?"
"Anything that's an oval."
"Grim, what are you doing?"
"I like ovaltine before bed!"
"…you're an imbecile."
"Hurtful Beezy! How do you think it's made?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/9JPmuZWvFy

— Ross Young 11708/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 4, 2020

"Wooo…argh, I can't breathe, there's no atmosphere on this #planet. Oh, I remember, I'm Death… Why am I here?"

"Oh. This is how it ends. Well, sod this for a game of soldiers. Guess I'll just start at the beginning again."

*BANG*

"Right, I'll get the lights."#bravewrite

— Ross Young 11708/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 4, 2020

"Flowers, balloons, glitter, party poppers!"
"Grim why did you need help shopping?"
"I can't reimagine dying without someone curmudgeonly Beezy. It's a comedy element."
"Is this reality TV?"
"The pilot episode of 'dying #exuberantly'!"
"What network-"
"Online."
"Ah."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/Jgqa7K47rO

— Ross Young 7580/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 4, 2020

Source: @InkDisregardit November 04, 2020 at 09:37AM
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"Run away!"
"Grim, what are you doing? It's a #narwhal, they're perfectly friendly… especially on dry land… that's weird."
"It's not a narwhal Beezy, it's a unicorn in disguise!"
"Argh, those crazy psychotic unicorns trying to sneak up on us by removing their legs!"#whistpr

— Ross Young 7580/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 3, 2020