31st Dec 2019
"I may have gone too #far."
"Grim, you gave them all a day?"
"I'm sorry Beezy. I was being nice. It's a leap year."
You're supposed to be neutral not nice."
"There must be a way to even it out."
"Well…I've been saving a year of catastrophe I can use."#BraveWrite— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Wooo. Hello up there. You're late."
"Who me?"
"Yes you."
"Please don't talk to me. I have #vertigo, I shouldn't have climbed up here."
"It's not the fall-"
"What?"
"It's-"
"Aargh"
*Thud*
"-not the fall you that kills you. It's the landing. I'm Death, nice to meet you."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/gBnmEV3x4c— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 31, 2020 at 09:21AM
"You're Death?"
"Yes. Step in here."
"The mortal veil? A crossing to a #fractal dimension? A higher frequency of being?"
"It's a changing room. Nobody in the afterlife wants to see you naked. Here's a robe."
"Oh."
"Oh come on, draw the curtain! Ugh, fleshy freaks."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/5zDlR5iG78— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"That ominous…Beezy, have you got a theme tune?"
"Maybe."
"I need a theme tune."
"You don't, you're Death."
"I'd be more unique with it."
"We can't all have theme tunes, you wouldn't hear them. Here."
"What's this?"
"A kazoo you can play it as you #leave."#whistpr #BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/7d8PBP4Pcp— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 30, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"That ominous…Beezy, have you got a theme tune?"
"Maybe."
"I need a theme tune."
"You don't, you're Death."
"I'd be more unique with it."
"We can't all have theme tunes, you wouldn't hear them. Here."
"What's this?"
"A kazoo you can play it as you #leave."#whistpr #BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/7d8PBP4Pcp— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 30, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 30, 2020 at 08:09AM
"The #finity clause."
"What's that?"
"If you die by stupidity, or act of you know who, then the contract stands."
"Fine."
*Scribble*
"Ok, you're the greatest musician ever."
VROOM
"Hi Beezy, what's this?"
"Grim! Poor guy didn't see the invisible truck."
"Stupid of him."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/WwHa8pyb1O— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 30, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"You have one!"
"I'm the lord of hell, prince of-"
"Well I'm the Grim Reaper."
"It's a #throne in a shed."
"I was going to move it into the house but it won't fit through the door."
"How long have you been sitting here?"
"3 days…I can't abdicate!"
"That's…pathetic."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/YbNKtKZlmq— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 29, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short
"Did you take the #register?"
"Very funny Beezy."
"-"
"Really?"
"Yes Grim."
"Isn't it enough that you made them wear the orange caps?"
"Take the register. Can you imagine if we lost one? No more daytrips!"
"Morgarth the destroyer?"
"AARGHH!!"
"present."
"CORPSEFU-"#bravewrite— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 29, 2020
Beezy & Grim Short August 29, 2020 at 08:58AM
"This new phone is so irritating Beezy!"
"What now Grim?"
"My selfies look like #negative versions. Look at you, terrifying!"
"Grim, you've got the terrorification turned up to maximum. It looks fake!"
"How embarrassing no wonder people are mocking my posts. 50%?"
"50%"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/SEjqruIi0r— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 29, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"wooo…oh."
"I'm dead?"
"Yes, 'fraid so. I'm Death."
"I just wanted to #play."
"You mean-"
"Troll people."
"Don't be #sad. You can play."
"I can?"
"Demons are playful, they love games; fifty ways to scream, tongueless tongue twisters, hide the sausage."#whistpr #bravewrite pic.twitter.com/hQYSFpIlvy— Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 28, 2020