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31st Dec 2019"I may have gone too #far.""Grim, you gave them all a day?""I'm sorry Beezy. I was being nice. It's a leap year."You're supposed to be neutral not nice.""There must be a way to even it out.""Well…I've been saving a year of catastrophe I can use."#BraveWrite — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) …

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"Wooo. Hello up there. You're late.""Who me?""Yes you.""Please don't talk to me. I have #vertigo, I shouldn't have climbed up here.""It's not the fall-""What?""It's-""Aargh"*Thud*"-not the fall you that kills you. It's the landing. I'm Death, nice to meet you."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/gBnmEV3x4c — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020

"You're Death?""Yes. Step in here.""The mortal veil? A crossing to a #fractal dimension? A higher frequency of being?""It's a changing room. Nobody in the afterlife wants to see you naked. Here's a robe.""Oh.""Oh come on, draw the curtain! Ugh, fleshy freaks."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/5zDlR5iG78 — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 31, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit …

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"That ominous…Beezy, have you got a theme tune?""Maybe.""I need a theme tune.""You don't, you're Death.""I'd be more unique with it.""We can't all have theme tunes, you wouldn't hear them. Here.""What's this?""A kazoo you can play it as you #leave."#whistpr #BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/7d8PBP4Pcp — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 30, 2020

"That ominous…Beezy, have you got a theme tune?""Maybe.""I need a theme tune.""You don't, you're Death.""I'd be more unique with it.""We can't all have theme tunes, you wouldn't hear them. Here.""What's this?""A kazoo you can play it as you #leave."#whistpr #BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/7d8PBP4Pcp — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 30, 2020

"The #finity clause.""What's that?""If you die by stupidity, or act of you know who, then the contract stands.""Fine."*Scribble*"Ok, you're the greatest musician ever."VROOM"Hi Beezy, what's this?""Grim! Poor guy didn't see the invisible truck.""Stupid of him."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/WwHa8pyb1O — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 30, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit August 30, 2020 at 08:09AM More …

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"You have one!""I'm the lord of hell, prince of-""Well I'm the Grim Reaper.""It's a #throne in a shed.""I was going to move it into the house but it won't fit through the door.""How long have you been sitting here?""3 days…I can't abdicate!""That's…pathetic."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/YbNKtKZlmq — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 29, 2020

"Did you take the #register?""Very funny Beezy.""-""Really?""Yes Grim.""Isn't it enough that you made them wear the orange caps?""Take the register. Can you imagine if we lost one? No more daytrips!""Morgarth the destroyer?""AARGHH!!""present.""CORPSEFU-"#bravewrite — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 29, 2020

"This new phone is so irritating Beezy!""What now Grim?""My selfies look like #negative versions. Look at you, terrifying!""Grim, you've got the terrorification turned up to maximum. It looks fake!""How embarrassing no wonder people are mocking my posts. 50%?""50%"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/SEjqruIi0r — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 29, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit August 29, 2020 …

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"wooo…oh.""I'm dead?""Yes, 'fraid so. I'm Death.""I just wanted to #play.""You mean-""Troll people.""Don't be #sad. You can play.""I can?""Demons are playful, they love games; fifty ways to scream, tongueless tongue twisters, hide the sausage."#whistpr #bravewrite pic.twitter.com/hQYSFpIlvy — Ross Young – batteries not included. (@InkDisregardit) August 28, 2020