"A shrouded figure lunged out of the darkness with a dagger.""It's a butter knife. I was making toast.""The hood dropped revealing sunken eyes and a skinhead.""I don't have skin. I'm Death. Dead writers are the worst.""Sadly I-""Sadly? Ew, death by adverb use?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/d8Z2982CCo — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 24, 2020
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Beezy & Grim Short
"A shrouded figure lunged out of the darkness with a dagger.""It's a butter knife. I was making toast.""The hood dropped revealing sunken eyes and a skinhead.""I don't have skin. I'm Death. Dead writers are the worst.""Sadly I-""Sadly? Ew, death by adverb use?"#whistpr pic.twitter.com/d8Z2982CCo — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 24, 2020
“Beezy, I got you a present.” “Thanks Grim. Oh, scented candle? “It smells festive!” “A scented candle celebrating the antithesis of me?” “Yes.” “Made of #wax.” “Yes.” “To use in Hell. The furnace of suffering?” “Do you like it?” “It will make a lovely puddle.” https://t.co/Eh3b913upY
"Beezy, I got you a present.""Thanks Grim. Oh, scented candle?"It smells festive!""A scented candle celebrating the antithesis of me?""Yes.""Made of #wax.""Yes.""To use in Hell. The furnace of suffering?""Do you like it?""It will make a lovely puddle."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/Eh3b913upY — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 24, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit November 24, 2020 at 09:10AM More information Your …
Beezy & Grim Short
"Wooo, oh, disgusting.""Is it finally over?""Yes, you're dead. What were you doing?""Hiding from pirates.""In a giant #jellyfish?""I couldn't find a whale.""You realise it's transparent?""After I was swallowed, yes.""They digest slowly don't they?""Can we go?'#whistpr pic.twitter.com/B7iXyRDLRr — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 23, 2020
“This #mirror app shows the truth.” “Let me see, Beezy. I’m beautiful. Though that outfit leaves nothing to the imagination, look, it turns out I’m female!” “You’re being funny aren’t you? That’s my lock screen.” “…yes.” “See, the real app just shows a skeleton.” “oh.” https://t.co/aIiupG6o8D
"This #mirror app shows the truth.""Let me see, Beezy. I'm beautiful. Though that outfit leaves nothing to the imagination, look, it turns out I'm female!""You're being funny aren't you? That's my lock screen.""…yes.""See, the real app just shows a skeleton.""oh."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/aIiupG6o8D — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 23, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit November 23, 2020 at …
“Cup of tea Grim?” “Yes please, Beezy..” “Demons, make tea!” “-” “-” “Um.” “It’ll take a while, everything is done in teams. New management structure. They’ll #collaborate, define roles, action plan, suggest improvements, delegate, check protocols.” “I’ll make the tea.” https://t.co/VqBgszbBaB
"Cup of tea Grim?""Yes please, Beezy..""Demons, make tea!""-""-""Um.""It'll take a while, everything is done in teams. New management structure. They'll #collaborate, define roles, action plan, suggest improvements, delegate, check protocols.""I'll make the tea."#vss365 pic.twitter.com/VqBgszbBaB — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 22, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit November 22, 2020 at 08:48AM More information Your Website/Page Anchor Text …
Beezy & Grim Short
"Wooo.""What can I do for you, sir?""You don't recognise me?""Should I?""I'm known for my job.""I'm a man of many hats.""I'm not.""A joke, I'm a millener, a #hat maker.""Oh, my turn, doesn't matter what's on your head if you see me you must be?""Bread?""No."#whistpr pic.twitter.com/Xjei8VubEh — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 21, 2020
“You look glum Beezy, what is it you #pine for?” “Don’t needle me Grim.” “Spruce yourself up!” “Leave me alone.” “Am I barking up the wrong tree?” “It’s the demon rural branches.” “Oh?” “They can’t sort the wheat from the chaff.” “Sounds like mulch to do about nothing.”
"You look glum Beezy, what is it you #pine for?""Don't needle me Grim.""Spruce yourself up!""Leave me alone.""Am I barking up the wrong tree?""It's the demon rural branches.""Oh?""They can't sort the wheat from the chaff.""Sounds like mulch to do about nothing."#vss365 — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 21, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit November 21, 2020 at 07:37AM …
“Beezy, are you coming out to play?” “Grim, we’re not children.” “Karaoke isn’t play?” “No. I can’t anyway, the divine council say we’ve been spending too much time #together.” “They’re not my parents!” “They also said you need to tidy your room.” “I’m a grown-up!” https://t.co/1ikRHawMFi
"Beezy, are you coming out to play?""Grim, we're not children.""Karaoke isn't play?""No. I can't anyway, the divine council say we've been spending too much time #together.""They're not my parents!""They also said you need to tidy your room.""I'm a grown-up!"#vss365 pic.twitter.com/1ikRHawMFi — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 20, 2020 Source: @InkDisregardit November 20, 2020 at 08:08AM …
Beezy & Grim Short
"In eons there's one constant Beezy.""People are stupid?""Guess again.""Just tell me, Grim. You're ancient not wise.""Hurtful, but okay, the thing that #endures despite everything… There's never a clean teaspoon when you need it.""Idiot."#bravewrite — Ross Young 20083/50000 (@InkDisregardit) November 19, 2020