"Your lordship, why when I needed you most, were there only one set of footprints?"
"Because you simpering idiot, I can't be everywhere, and there was fun stuff to do."
"Oh, and sometimes-"
"Sometimes I made you #carry me as well."
"…thank you Lord Beelzebub."#BraveWrite pic.twitter.com/R1W2VSWER8— Ross Young (@InkDisregardit) September 13, 2020